Heartbroken, I Talk a Chuunibyou Teen Into Applying to Transmigrator School

Got dumped? Your partner cheated and then made excuses, saying you don't own a house or a car and have no savings?

They say you're immature for still watching anime in your twenties, and that your chuunibyou needs to be treated at Aoyama Hospital!

Desperate young people, enroll now at the Transmigrator School! All expenses are covered. As long as you're willing to work hard, you'll see the rewards!

Magic, cultivation, mechs, battleships...

The first semester ends, and everyone goes home for the holidays.

"I'm a scientist, and I'm showing up at my ex-girlfriend's birthday in a battleship and a mech. That's perfectly reasonable, right?"

"I'm a cultivator, so flying on a sword is perfectly reasonable too."

"Carry on. I'm just a mage. Cursing my romantic rival, the cheating scumbag, isn't exactly reasonable, but you'll have to accept it anyway, right?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.