Journey to the West: Surely No One Actually Thinks I'm Pitiful

Su Buming wakes up to find himself in the Primordial World, where he awakens the Poor Thing System.

The System's powers are amazing. As long as he has resources, he can choose any target and make them feel sympathy and guilt toward him.

While on duty in the Southern Heavenly Gate?, Su Buming uses the ability on Chang'e as she passes by.

To everyone's surprise, Chang'e, whose emotions rarely fluctuate, looks at Su Buming with tears glimmering in her bright eyes and a lump in her throat.

"He's so pitiful."

"Boohoo, he's just too pitiful. Such an ordinary man, with such low cultivation, serving as a heavenly soldier at the Southern Heavenly Gate? He should have been given a much better position..."

"No, I have to help him."

She walks up to Su Buming.

"Here, take these Xuanyuan Pills."

Naturally, Su Buming refuses.

But then, to his surprise...

Chang'e's eyes fill with tears. "I know you're worried people will gossip about you, so you won't accept them. In that case, why don't we just get married?"

Everyone: "????"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.