The Campus Belle Sang on Stage, and I Nearly Threw Up Listening Below

Graduation party.

The tone-deaf campus belle, Lin Wanrou, went onstage to sing.

Seeing the students below howl their approval with looks of rapture, Su Chen thought: These people are real simps.

Just then, the Choice System activated:

Choice One: Get completely lost in the performance and become the campus belle's most devoted simp, earning the title of Invincible Simp and +99 Simp Level!

Choice Two: Walk out in disgust. This song is so awful it's an insult to the ears. Earn the title of Perfect God of Song and +99 Singing Level!

After reading the choices,

Su Chen chose the second without hesitation.

As the System's ten-second countdown began, Su Chen swallowed the throat-enhancement pill he had been awarded. Waves of warmth surged through his body.

Right after that,

a retching sound rang out through the enormous hall.

Bleugh

The campus belle: "I... sang so badly I made someone throw up?!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.