Three Kingdoms: After Two Years of Sign-In Rewards, I Mistook Old Cao for My Brother-in-Law

In the first year of Xingping, Cao Song met a tragic end. Dark clouds gathered over the city, and Cao Cao, Governor of Yan Province, sent troops to Xu Province.

Cao Dan had just finished lunch, including braised pork, and was about to wash the dishes when Cao Cao came to Mount Tai to clear his head and ask for tea. Mistaking Cao Cao for his brother-in-law, Cao Dan greeted him:

"Brother-in-law, why is your head hurting? Come on, take your medicine."

Cao Cao: "???"

Cao Dan: "Brother-in-law? While Amei's still asleep, your headache's gone, so hurry up and help me move my luggage to Xu Province. Yan Province is about to go to war. If we don't leave now, it'll be too late."

Cao Cao: "0.o"

Cao Dan: "And, Brother-in-law, you should stock up on grain, medicine, and all that soon. Once the fighting starts in Yan Province, it'll go on for years. Then we can make a pretty penny off Cao Cao."

Cao Cao: "⊙﹏⊙"

Gan Mei woke up, rubbing her sleepy eyes. "Husband, who are these people?"

Cao Dan: "WTF?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.