Datang: at the Beginning, He Mistakenly Identified Li Er as My Silly Nephew!

Traveling back to the early Tang Dynasty, Xu Zhe happened to meet Emperor Li Er who was out for fun and was being hunted by Turkic assassins, and mistook him for his silly nephew he had never met. Xu Zhe: Silly nephew, don't be afraid. Pour some alcohol to kill viruses and bacteria. You can avoid infection. It just hurts a little, so bear with it. Li Er: Huh? Ah... Xu Zhe: The two-hundred-and-five-year-old emperor refuses to take care of the Empress Changsun when she is sick, and insists on donating money to the temple. It is cheaper for the **** bald donkey, why not give it to me, and give him a healthy Empress Changsun in minutes. Li Er:...! Xu Zhe: Don't go to Chang'an City all the time these days. The emperor is always irritating the prince. The prince is ready to rebel. Be careful to endanger the fish in the pond and lose your little life. Li Er:! Are the prince and I really going to fight each other? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.