Has the Showbiz Regular Gone Lazy Today?

After completing tasks for three thousand Hosts, Infinite Stream System No. 75 wants nothing more than to be a wealthy spectator with money to burn, living the carefree life of a happy slacker.

It is about to transform on the spot into retired screen queen Qi Wu, coast through the finale of this world, and become a rich but bored gossipmonger.

But a rookie System mistakenly throws it into a domineering-CEO romance, in the body of the scandal-plagued heroine, Qi Wu, who is also disguised as a man!

A rough start would be bad enough, but she's dirt poor, with nothing left but a debt to Huabei!

75: "?? I'll just refuse the assignment and get sent back to die."

The rookie System sobs pitifully: "Please save me!"

In its previous life, the rookie System was a pyramid-scheme boss...

So 75's old horse falls, and the screen flashes: Failure!

While buried in scandals, she unexpectedly rises to fame with a range of nonsensical skills and reaction images.

Viral Skill 1: Fortune-teller skills, with a magically persuasive mouth.

Viral Skill 2: Scumbag-detecting scanner.

Viral Skill 3: A genuinely decent young person, proving that strength works wonders.

Is there anything Qi Wu can't do?

Answer: Successfully live the idle life of a slacker.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.