Disabled from the Start: I Sent the Author a Box Cutter

I, Ling Ziyuan, studied hard for ten years, only to be left permanently disabled and unable to hold a pen ever again. I refuse to accept this!

I, Zhang Fei, one of the Five Tiger Generals, defeated millions of enemies, only to be tricked by a villain and die in my sleep. I refuse to accept this!

I, the fearless Barristan, legendary Kingsguard knight of the Seven Kingdoms, was swarmed by assassins and cut down in a flurry of blades. I refuse to accept this!

Ding! The Blade-Mailing System has been activated. It allows you to travel across myriad worlds, seek out prisoners bound by fate, and mail blades to authors. Cut through the barriers between worlds and change the fate of all living beings.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.