Siheyuan: I Start by Clapping Back

He woke up to find that he had transmigrated into the Four-Unit Compound as He Yuzhu. From the start, He Yuzhu got a people-roasting System: every time he insulted someone, he received a reward.

"Qin Huairu, you gold-digging fake! I was only messing with you before. Who'd want a washed-up woman like you?"

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You successfully roasted the gold-digging fake. Reward: one 14-inch black-and-white television.

"Xu Damao, you're a rooster: all mounting, no eggs."

Ding! Congratulations, you successfully roasted Xu Damao. Reward: cooking skills for cabbage boiled in water.

"I'm not talking about you. I'm saying everyone here is a..."

Ding! Reward: 100 yuan.

Ding! Reward: swordsmanship +1.

Ding! Reward: cooking skills +1.

Qin Huairu cried: "Please, just give us something to eat! My three kids are starving!"

First Master: "He Yuzhu, you dare challenge authority?"

Second Master: "I'll fight you!"

Third Master: "I'll fight you too!"

Xu Damao: "Today, I'm going to..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.