I Am My Great-Uncle, I Am Really Not Invincible

"Uncle Master, the Liuye Sect has sent a hundred Qianyang Pills. Please go and help the great elder to overcome the calamity." "What do you mean by Qianyang Dan? I won't go." "Uncle Master, the owner of Qianhua Valley has come personally to ask you to help him overcome the disaster." "Does the owner of Qianhua Valley have the appearance of an immortal? How old is he?" "Master's uncle, the owner of Qianhua Valley, is more than seven hundred years old. He is extremely handsome and likes to have his sleeves cut off." "Pfft~~~, let him go." "Uncle Master, it's not good! The eldest lady of Qianhua Valley is here! She said that if you don't help her father to overcome the disaster, that's all he can do." "Uncle Master, this is bad! The Hundred Sects Conference invites you to be the referee." "Master-uncle, it's not good! You are invited to attend the Qianmeng gathering." ... "Uncle, my nephew has been running out of water recently. He may be facing a catastrophe soon. Please help me, uncle." "Brown sugar, hot water, red dates, come back in three days." "Uncle, my nephew, the Guishui River has been exhausted, but the thunder disaster is approaching. Please help me, uncle." "I'm here to help you in the middle of the night. A small thunderstorm is not enough for the Dao." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.