No Matter How Many Times I Restart, I'm Still Unlucky

I'm so unlucky that weird things keep happening to me. There's a weird System voice in my head. A restart button? What does that mean? Am I the protagonist of a novel? This makes no sense. I'd rather just go to sleep. You gotta be kidding me, this thing followed me into my dream too? What the heck is this nonsense? What does it have to do with me? I've had enough bad luck lately, so leave me alone. I've read tons of novels and never seen anything like this.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.