My Martial Arts Are So Terrifying, They Train Themselves

Li Yi transmigrates to another world, but his constitution is so poor that his cultivation techniques can't stand the sight of him. They activate the System, which lets them go on rampages and leave home.

"Your Iron Shirt is so disappointed in your constitution that it went on a one-day rampage. It returned at the limit of the fourth layer."

"Your Dragon-Elephant Sky-Swallowing Art saw your constitution, vomited three pints of blood, and went on a rampage. It decided to stay away for three days."

"Your Pagoda Blade Art went on a rampage and only returned after slaughtering everyone in the world who practiced the Pagoda Blade Art. It feels great and is in an extremely good mood. Cultivation progress: 100%. It has broken through to the fourteenth layer."

"Your cultivation technique successfully produced an offspring and named it the Great Luo Heavenly Scripture."

The grandmasters of the world tremble in fear: "How do you cultivate?"

Li Yi: "Huh? Cultivate? I've never cultivated. The techniques cultivate by themselves, and my cultivation just keeps shooting up. Sigh, there's no need to work so hard. Wouldn't it be better to be a layabout?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.