The Carefree Retainer

He was once a student who was poor in both character and grades, fishing for three days and drying his nets for two, with no useful skills and nothing to do all day but loaf around. He dreamed of traveling all over China, sampling every delicacy, and seeing the whole world. The ideal was beautiful, but reality was harsh. His family was poor, however, so he had no choice but to bow his head to life. Numb and having lost himself, he went to work day after day like a machine. During a forced overtime shift, his phone accidentally fell into the toilet while he was using it. It exploded, and a black hole suddenly appeared, emitting a blinding light and sucking him inside. He actually transmigrated to another world, a feat never before seen in the history of crap...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.