Three Kingdoms: I Really Just Want to Farm

"Report! The Yellow Turban bandits are here to seize our grain!"

"They're nothing but nobodies. Beat them up!"

"Report! The Yellow Turban bandit commander has come for revenge!"

"They're nothing but nobodies. Beat them up again!"

"Report! Yuan Shu is here. He says you must hand over the grain and surrender!"

"No... Shouldn't he be busy being emperor? Why's he got nothing better to do than rob me?"

"Get him out of here, then beat him up..."

"Report..."

"Is this ever going to end? Why aren't you all busy fighting for the realm instead of constantly trying to rob me? I really just want to farm!"

A realistic farming novel with no System, no exaggeration, and no cheats. If you're looking for mindless wish fulfillment, turn left at the door. And please close it behind you, thanks!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.