In Three Kingdoms, I Really Just Want to Farm

"Report, the yellow turban thieves are here to steal food!" "It's just a local chicken and a tile dog, beat him!" "Report, the Yellow Turban Commander is here for revenge!" "It's just a local chicken and a tile dog, let's beat him again!" "Report, Yuan Shu is calling, asking you to hand over food and surrender!" "Local chicken... If he doesn't just act like his emperor, why would he be robbing me when he's free?" "Fork it out first, then beat him..." "Report..." "It's not over yet? Why don't you all fight for the world? Why are you always robbing me when you have nothing to do? I really just want to farm~" The realism is unsystematic, not exaggerated, not cheating, it is a farming version of cool writing. If you want to see a brainless pretense, turn left when you go out, please show it to the door, thank you! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.