Myriad Realms: Boundless Merit, I Can Bestow Titles Without Limit

I transmigrated through the Myriad Worlds, reaped boundless merit, and gained the ability to bestow titles without limit.

Bestow a title on a black donkey hoof, and thousand-year-old zombies will steer clear.

Bestow a title on a Black Gold Ancient Saber, and it will pierce any defense and vanquish every evil.

Bestow a title on the Sunflower Manual, and it becomes flawless, allowing anyone to cultivate it without castrating themselves.

Bestow a title on the Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill. What, even a hundred and thirty levels aren't enough? One punch would be devastating.

Bestow a title on a century-old ginseng root, and it instantly becomes ten thousand years old. Would you still dare to eat it?

Bestow a title on a Five Thunder Talisman, and the apocalyptic heavenly tribulation descends, forcing gods and demons to flee in an instant.

Bestow a title on a paper effigy, on program code, on... Forget it, I might as well bestow a title on myself...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.