My Years as a Netherworld Official

Hello, I'm a soul-catcher sent by the underworld. I've come to subdue you. Put down your weapon and surrender quietly. Handsome ghost, please don't do that. Don't scare me. Please don't spit at me. What the hell is wrong with you? You refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit! Python Immortal, eat it! That'll teach you to watch where you're going. I didn't want to kill anything, but you forced me to step in.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.