Wilderness Survival: I Let Out a 'Geigei'

Nisha: I only managed to eat a palm-sized squirrel in three days.

Li Xi: I've eaten all the grasshoppers nearby. Wherever I go, not a single grasshopper hops.

Wang Xu: I've started eating tree bark. Lately, I've been trying to turn it into flour.

Jerriver: I can't remember how long it's been since I last ate. The dirt on the ground looks like chocolate. I might end up eating dirt soon. Come to think of it, what does dirt taste like?!

Lin Qian: ...

Nisha, Li Xi, Wang Xu, Jerriver: Bro, why aren't you saying anything?!

Lin Qian: I have a wilderness survival System.

A wilderness survival expert comes with me from the start, my hunger and skill levels are maxed out, and I even get his voice pack, "Gei gei gei"!!

I've gotten sick of braised fish, spicy crayfish, beggar's chicken, and Lao Ba's secret mini burgers.

Here's a little secret: I've been working on a Manchu Han Imperial Feast lately.

Fresh out of college, Lin Qian joined a livestreamed wilderness survival show. He was only there to fill a spot, get his face out there, and earn some living expenses, but he unexpectedly became bound to a wilderness survival System.

Lin Qian declared: Wilderness, here I come.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.