Urban: Chang'e Played Me from the Start

Poor loser Zhao Ran is on his way home when a gorgeous, popular girl strikes up a conversation with him!

He has just invited her into his home when a younger girl bursts through the door!

"You were trying to take advantage of my sister. Do you want to settle this legally or privately?"

Damn it! I've fallen for a setup!

Just as Zhao Ran prepares to grab a weapon and fight for his life, he suddenly sees the four from Journey to the West!

Are they filming a movie?

The Monkey King knocks the younger girl into a white rabbit with one blow! The gorgeous girl trembles in fear!

Zhu Bajie: "That little slut Chang'e is trying to hurt people again!"

The Monkey King: "I'll kill her with one blow!"

Sha Wujing: "Hey! I fell for that slut's tricks too!"

Tang Sanzang: "Our pilgrimage is more important. Make them leave!"

Zhao Ran is dumbfounded! Didn't you finish your pilgrimage ages ago?

Tang Sanzang: "Good sir, what kind of demons are in this place?"

Zhao Ran: "Ten thousand miles west of here, there's a Lighthouse Country with countless powerful demons, armed with treasures like mushroom bombs and aircraft carriers! They're incredibly powerful!"

Tang Sanzang waves his hand: "Disciples..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.