The Biggest Slacker in the Three Kingdoms

After accidentally transmigrating into the body of Yuan Xi in the Three Kingdoms era, he began his career as a good-for-nothing in a chaotic age.

Yuan Shao: "I have no son like you." Yuan Xi: "All right, godfather." Yuan Shao: "???"

Cao Cao: "As long as this boy lives, I won't know peace." Yuan Xi: "Boss Cao, how have you been? Is your headache any better? Look, I even made that rhyme." Cao Cao: "You're going to be the death of me!"

"You're being unreasonable."

"Pfft, my father is Yuan Shao."

"That's against the rules."

"Heh, my father is Yuan Shao."

"You... you... you..."

"My father is Yuan Shao."

Yuan Xi took out the treasured copy of The Good-for-Nothing's Guide to Life from his robe and opened to the first page: "Of all virtues, filial piety comes first. Be filial when you should, lie low when you should, and be a good-for-nothing when you should."

Yuan Xi: "What ambition could I possibly have? I'd be happy just to live a carefree life as a good-for-nothing."

Guo Jia and Pang Tong: "Yes, yes, we understand. You want the people to live in comfort and build an age of prosperity, right?"

Yuan Xi: "??? You two should get your ears checked."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.