Why Are My Summons So Weird?

Zhang You wakes up to find the world transformed. Almost everyone has become a "Summoner," riding super-creatures known as Divine Beasts and rampaging across the world.

After connecting to a summoning plane, Zhang You discovers that he's a little different from everyone else.

Has the legendary work Classic of Mountains and Seas, which vanished from this world, actually become one of my summoning planes?

Can I summon those mighty primordial beings as long as I meet the requirements?

What? The chosen geniuses of this world still think they can step on my head and show off?

Sorry, I'm done playing along!

The one who can swallow the sky and devour the earth in a single bite is Taotie. That one, who looks like he could eat three hundred people a day, is Qiongqi. And the reason the sky is so dark is that my big shot Kunpeng is flying overhead. As for the rest, you're not qualified to see them.

So tell me! Which of you ordinary Summoners can claim me as your unacknowledged father now?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.