A Millennium of Sign-Ins: From the Start, Teaching Kids About Finance

Once,

I followed Brother Ming's swagger, copied Smoker's way of smoking, wore Kizaru's signature smile, and put on Shanks's old rival Higuma's air. I asked the girls on the street the same question Brook did. If their boyfriends showed up, I'd do what Shanks and Whitebeard did and tell them,

"Do me a favor! Become my son!"

Later,

I got Fujitora's eyes, Katakuri's mouth, Shanks's arm, Aokiji's leg, Crocodile's hook, Blackbeard's teeth, and Whitebeard's ending!

After transmigrating,

I learned my lesson and lay low for a thousand years. With humanity on the verge of collapse, the Five Great Emperors all knelt toward the holy land.

"Humanity's great edifice is about to fall. We beg our ancestor to emerge from seclusion!"

Just then, a young man appeared, a cigar dangling from his lips, wearing Kizaru's signature smile, walking with Brother Ming's swagger, and radiating Higuma's unmistakable air...

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.