I'm Really the Earth God

Sun Wufan, a graduate of the Cave of the Three Stars and Slanting Moon on Mount Fangcun, is a cultivator of the same generation as the Monkey King, Sun Wukong.

When Sun Wufan set foot in this world, he redefined the meaning of the word "shameless"…

"What? That brat Sun Wufan is here? Get my seven daughters into hiding! Put a heavy guard around the Peach Garden!" The Jade Emperor was so terrified at the mention of Sun Wufan that the cup in his hand fell to the ground.

"Amitabha! Even Buddhas can glare with wrath. You'd better give me an explanation today, or I'll have a hundred thousand Buddhist troops raze your shrine. Why did you open a brothel at the foot of my Spirit Mountain?!" The Buddha, sporting a head of hair permed with a plasma straightener, blocked Sun Wufan's path and demanded an explanation.

"Golden-Furred Roar! Get him! Bite him to death! This evil thief stole all my personal clothes!" Guanyin Pushan smashed the jade vase in her hand and pointed at Sun Wufan, ordering her mount to attack him with all its might.

In short, when it came to Sun Wufan...

There were no limits...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.