Please, Sage, I Really Don't Want to Hear Your Sermon!

The protagonist becomes Hongyun. The System he carried with him is erased by the Heavenly Dao, leaving behind some residual functions.

At Zixiao Palace, Hongyun listens to a lecture.

"Listen to the lecture, and your cultivation will regress by one million years!"

Hongyun covered his ears.

"Refuse to listen, and your cultivation will increase by one million years!"

Hongjun saw this and laughed in exasperation. "Young friend Hongyun, have you misunderstood something about my lecture?"

"You are subjected to a Sage's pressure: your cultivation increases by one hundred million years!"

Hongyun said, "Sage, it's not that your Great Dao is unpleasant to hear. Someone borrowed my cushion and never returned it. I'm so vexed that I can't focus on the lecture..."

"You receive a sympathetic glance: your cultivation decreases by ten thousand years."

"You receive a malicious glance: your cultivation increases by ten thousand years."

Hongyun: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.