I Caught a Dragon, and Now I Can't Hide My Immortal Identity

A young man transmigrates back to the Tang Dynasty, where he tills the soil, plants crops, fishes, and raises chickens...

Then one day, a woman calling herself Lady Wu shows up at his vegetable garden to ask for a drink. Once she arrives, she refuses to leave.

He suspects Lady Wu might be the female emperor, but could the empress really be a drunkard? Just as he puts the thought aside, things start to feel more and more wrong!

Lady Wu drinks his wine and collapses onto the bed, looking breathtakingly beautiful.

One day, Lady Wu points at the hoe, chair, and broom in the courtyard and asks, "Young Master Su, are you an immortal? Otherwise, why do these things of yours have an immortal aura? Even your wine tastes like divine brew. Drinking it makes me feel like I'm about to become an immortal!"

The young man corrects her solemnly: "There are no immortals in this world. You should believe in science."

Lady Wu looks unconvinced.

Then one day, the young man takes Lady Wu fishing, and suddenly, he hooks a dragon.

Lady Wu: "You still say you're not an immortal? Other people catch fish, but you catch dragons?"

The young man pats Lady Wu on the head. "You're drunk. That's obviously an earthworm."

This is a different kind of Tang Dynasty!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.