Please Call Me God

Shh~ Please close your eyes when it gets dark. Don't open your eyes. It's watching you. Any idea what to do? If you don't know, I can tell you how to do it, as long as you don't call me crazy, I mean it. You are so lucky to have met me. Don't worry, I will be responsible for you. Trust me, you can do it. Please, Lao Tie, this is not a particularly difficult matter. I won't tell anyone else. I guarantee it. Well, I guarantee it to you in the name of God. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.