Antique Appraisal: My Friend, That's at Least Ten Years in Prison

Two 500-degree baking guns together equal one thousand degrees?????? What's the difference between this and ten cups of water at 10 degrees mixed together to turn it into 100 degrees?

Writing the subtitles cost me about 50 chapters.

Is this fortune telling? What kind of feudal superstition does a treasure appraisal program engage in?

The author took it for granted. For such a precious national treasure as the Heshi Bi, experts from the Forbidden City dared to declare it to be authentic through a screen. Whose bricks maker is so awesome? The real one should at least be seen in person.

A whole piece of He's Bi was used by Qin Shihuang to make jade seals. How could all the dynasties and generations use He's Bi to make jade seals? And there is still such a big piece in modern times?

The author is a girl, so there is so much water

If my common sense is correct, two hundred kilograms is four hundred kilograms, right? This old master is so powerful. He can pick up two hundred kilograms of jade?

I really don't understand. Is it interesting? Lin Xueer is just a fool. I was so excited when I saw Lin Xueer at the auction house. I hate this kind of girl the most.

When writing a poem, how many chapters have you gone through to write nonsense?

No, two hundred kilograms of imperial green????? Seriously???