Journey to the West: I'm the Curtain-Rolling General, and I'll Never Leave the Flowing Sand River!

After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, I become the Curtain-Rolling General and am exiled to the Flowing Sand River. Faced with all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens, I'd rather die than leave the Flowing Sand River.

The Jade Emperor: "Curtain-Rolling, please leave the Flowing Sand River. I'll let Chang'e become your Dao companion."

The Tathagata: "Curtain-Rolling, just leave the Flowing Sand River and I'll make you the Buddha of the Western Heaven."

Zhu Bajie: "Why go on a pilgrimage? It's much more comfortable here at the Flowing Sand River, and I can have fun with Cuilan, too."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.