Fantasy: Sir, Times Have Changed

You start with a building and you get whatever you want. Is your lion's roar successful? Look at my big speaker? A tauren from another world? Come on, here's my knife! The army is approaching the city? Don't panic, take my magnifying glass, and today I will let you natives see what it means to focus and stay away. Look at me burning the enemy's food* from thousands of miles away! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.