Starting as a Bloodwinged Black Mosquito in Honghuang, I Stir Up Trouble

"Ding! God-Tier Troublemaking System bound!"

Nine out of ten people with Systems transmigrate. If you don't transmigrate, you've got a blood clot in your brain.

Transmigration plus a System? Zhou Wen knows the drill!

"Your Majesty, this is terrible! Zhou Wen is causing havoc in Heaven again!"

"And he said..." The Jade Emperor hurriedly ducked beneath his throne, poked his head out, and asked, "What else did he say? Hurry up!"

"Zhou Wen also said... this time he's going to pee on the Jade Emperor's throne!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

The Jade Emperor shook with rage and screamed at the top of his lungs, "Hurry and summon the Tathagata!"

"Your Majesty! You forgot, even the Tathagata is hiding from him!"

"Buddha, this is terrible! Zhou Wen has forced a whole group of bodhisattvas and arhats to barbecue on Spirit Mountain. They're drinking and eating meat, and he also said..."

The Tathagata's eyes widened as he asked in alarm, "What else did he say?"

"Zhou Wen also said... he'll bring you some skewers to try, and invite you to go clubbing. He also hopes..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.