Signing In from Genshin Impact!

After pulling an all-nighter and dying suddenly, I transmigrate to Teyvat and nearly drown, only to be fished out of the water by Zhongli.

And so, a person who never does the right thing is born.

Timmie: He never does the right thing. Every time he crosses the bridge, he kills all the pigeons in the sky, then picks them up with a big grin.

Kaeya: Hey, keep that menace away from Mondstadt. Every time, he catches me and drags me off to the mines in Liyue to work.

Zhongli: What! That man is causing trouble in Liyue again? I'll go deal with him right now... Actually, never mind. By general reasoning, Liyue's problems should be left to the people of Liyue. Oh, and Tartaglia, settle this bill.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.