Livestream: I Just Love Slapping People in the Face

By chance, Lin Yu obtained a face-slapping System.

Flower Boy of the Funeral Faction: "I can kill a tiger with one sliding tackle."

Emperor Jing Shang: "I have a trillion in assets."

Minister Dong: "I'm learned and brilliant, widely read in ** books, and know everything."

Lin Yu: "Are you all really that impressive? I'll see whether the facts back up your claims."

Breaking news: Flower Boy of the Funeral Faction is on his knees, weeping!

Breaking news: Emperor Jing Shang won't even eat the vegetables *!

Breaking news: Minister Dong doesn't even know what 'brilliant' means!

Lin Yu: "Just as I thought. Where are all these geniuses coming from? They all talk such a big game, but it turns out they're all frauds."

"Please, don't hit me in the face! Don't expose my weaknesses! Just let me go!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.