Master, Don't Worry. I'll Have the Buddha's Nephew Deliver the Scriptures Right Away

He transmigrates and becomes Tang Sanzang...

And that's not all. His first disciple is Sun Wukong, his second disciple is Yang Jian, and his third is the Golden-Winged Great Peng...

What is this supposed to be?

A pilgrimage for scriptures? Or...

Liu Zimo: "Disciples, search thoroughly. Don't miss a single cave along the way, especially any that contain spirit stones."

Monsters: "Run, run, hurry! Whoever you are, don't look back!"

Heavenly Beast A: "It's too dangerous these days. You couldn't pay me to descend to the mortal world..."

Heavenly Beast B: "Why not?"

Heavenly Beast A: "Damn, the children of officials, Buddhas, and Daoists are all down there on a pilgrimage. A whole pack of beasts, and they expect us to just go along with it... I heard the guys over at Spirit Mountain are all claiming they caught bird flu. They'd rather die than come down the mountain..."

Heavenly Beast B: "Well, I'll be."

And not long afterward, at Spirit Mountain...

Liu Zimo: "This humble monk comes from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands, and is here to ask the Tathagata..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.