Journey to the West: I Refuse to Be Zhu Bajie

Zhu Gang transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West.

He transmigrates into Zhu Bajie...

And not just any Zhu Bajie, but the lazy glutton who is useless at everything!

He activates the Anti-Zhu Bajie System and vows never to become Zhu Bajie!

So he sets out to become a model for the Immortal Realm!

Though every now and then, he does some rather strange things.

Taibai Jinxing: "Your Majesty, Tianpeng carried off the immortal stone from Penglai Island and took it home. He says he wants to make you a statue, so you can stand unrivaled in heaven and on earth!"

The Celestial Emperor: "..."

The East Sea Dragon King: "Your Majesty, Tianpeng came to my palace asking for a meat-roasting stick and took the Sea-Calming Divine Needle Iron!"

The Celestial Emperor: "..."

Guanyin: "Your Majesty, while I was out, Tianpeng killed all the carp in my lotus pond and braised them. It was so tempting... I mean, so cruel! You must give me justice!"

The Old Man of the Moon: "This is terrible, Your Majesty! Nishang is leading eight hundred fairies from the Moon Palace to propose to Tianpeng, and she's insisting that I..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.