When the protagonist is in danger, with disaster moments away!
System: You can log in to your main account!
Protagonist: Logging in now!
System: All right, your main account is logging in. It will arrive on the battlefield in five minutes!
Protagonist: Damn it! In five minutes, I'll be a corpse! Can you be any slower?
System: Yes!
System: You can also summon your pay-to-win gear. It's insanely awesome!
Protagonist: Summon it now!
System: All right, your airdrop will arrive in three minutes. Please wait patiently!
The protagonist is speechless...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
