I Will Be Certified by the Commander-In-Chief

A fairy said I was handsome, so I gave her a slap in the face. How could a handsome man like me, who is graceful, elegant, red-lipped and white-teethed and looks like Pan An, be described by the word "handsome"? The system beep sounded in my mind. "Ding dong~ Wang Xinyu from the Yinshen Cult has the urge to give his husband a cuckold because of your handsomeness. The handsomeness value is increased by 100." "Ding dong~ Li Feihong, the leader of the Yinshen Church, is very jealous of you because of your handsomeness. The handsomeness value will be increased by 300." "Ding dong~ Jianghu Knight Midnight Human Massacre is gradually distorting your sexual orientation because of your handsomeness. The handsomeness value is increased by 250." "Ding dong~ Wang Kui, the leader of the Yinshen Sect, is disgusted with you because of your handsomeness. The handsomeness value will be increased by 300." "Ding dong~ Hongjing, the Queen of the Yinshen Cult leader, secretly vowed to marry you because of your handsomeness. The handsomeness value will be increased by three hundred." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.