Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed?

My name is Yue Cheng, and I’m freaking out right now. While I was playing Genshin Impact and FGO, a message suddenly appeared on my screen: "Do you want to truly live? √ Agree." I immediately shut down my phone and tossed it aside. But you know how it goes...

**Main: Moshi moshi, everyone! I’m** the main character. Welcome, newcomer! Stop lurking and come out to greet the guests! ~￣▽￣~

Konodio Na: Welcome to our happy family! Here you’ll find the invincible me, wyyyyyyyy. I may not be a vampire, but if you want a drink of the Water of Life, come find me!?ò?ó?

Good-for-Nothing Tsuna: Hey there, newcomer! You can **... I’m the most useless one here, so** I’m counting on you to make me look bad.

Yugi: Come on, aibo, let’s duel!!

Captain: A newcomer just joined us. His name is Fujimaru Ritsuka. Do you know him?

Yue Cheng: What the heck? What kind of people are you all?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.