From the Start, I Disguised Myself as Ugly and Scared Buddha to Tears

Chu Hao is the sect master of a rundown mountain sect.

One day, a female disciple under his command sneaks a bite of an offering placed before the Buddha.

The Tathagata himself arrives with thirteen Buddhas to call them to account.

Chu Hao's bamboo hat falls off, revealing his face. The sight makes the Tathagata weep like rain!

In the end, Chu Hao punches him into smithereens...

The elders are ready to die of despair.

"We're done for! Our secret is completely out! What do we do now?"

Chu Hao smiles faintly. "Easy!"

The next day, funeral banners hang high across the sect, and an obituary is issued:

"The sect master is dead. Burn paper offerings if you need anything!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.