I'm a Businessman. If You Don't Like It, Don't Buy!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "I had no choice before. Now cigarettes are too expensive, so I just hope your products can be cheaper."

Xianyu: "Sorry, I'm a businessman."

Chiyo: "I had no choice before. Now I just want your food to be a little cheaper."

Xianyu: "Is that so? Then lose weight and eat less. I'm a businessman!"

The various daimyos: "Xianyu, want to invest? We'll even throw in a mansion, a sports car, and a TV!"

Xianyu: "Sure. Talk to my agent. I'm a doctor now."

Everyone: "Curses... curses... curses..."

The author's previous three-million-character novel, Marvel and DC: The Bastard Hero, is complete. You can count on the author's integrity. It's a slow-burn story, with no poison, so enjoy it without worry! Please go easy on me. Many thanks!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.