Good Grief, the Glory King Is Just a Baby?

Su Lang transmigrated into an adorable eight-year-old and got a streamer older sister from the start.

Lin Yiyi: "If you can win this round, I'll eat this phone right here!"

Su Lang: "Deal. You said it."

He never expected that opening the game would instantly activate a God-Tier Choice System.

"Choice One: Jungle with Ming Shiyin and earn the scorn of elementary schoolers!"

"Choice Two: Backdoor with Cai Wenji and make everyone you hit lag!"

"Choice Three: Go AFK as Luban and earn a little whip made for spanking your big sister!"

Looking at these choices, Su Lang smiled faintly. Naturally, he chose...

Fu Lai: I've never seen anyone win while jungling with this character!

De Hua: What kind of player is this? How can someone get MVP for the winning team while AFK in the fountain?

Meng Eli: Oh my god, did I just get carried all the way to the top hundred of Honor of Kings today???

Lin Yiyi: "Dear little brother, how about we eat a different phone instead?"

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.