Do It! Master Is Already in the Late Stages of Liver Cancer!

Ning Yi transmigrated with a test report showing late-stage liver cancer, and before he knew it, his disciples had snuck a peek at it.

"Master's medical report? Late-stage liver cancer? What kind of illness is that?"

"It says here: Go home and eat something nice! Hey! That means he's about to die!"

"How about..."

With danger looming, the System spoke up: The more defiant his disciples are, the greater the rewards!

Ning Yi fell into deep thought for a long while.

"You bunch of... rebellious brats, come on! Kill your master!"

His disciples grinned wickedly. "Master, you're exaggerating. How could we have any bad intentions? We just want you to enjoy the rest of your life."

Future Great Emperor, Senior Brother: This is an invitation from the county magistrate's son. He wants you to come to the training grounds for a friendly game of cuju.

Future Ghost Doctor, Second Senior Sister: These are arsenic osmanthus cakes, newly presented by the Hundred... Garden. They're soft and delicious, and help keep your bowels regular.

Future Celestial Fox, Junior Sister: This is a yin-yang harmony spray made from the blood of your disciple's heart. Just give it a spritz...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.