The Tearful Fish Head

First of all, you'll find that this story can be pretty angsty, but the author's in a great mood. Not every chapter is angsty. I write whenever I feel like it, because I'm a person of unpredictable moods. So the first chapter is always angsty, but that doesn't mean the second one will be, too. Anyway, there's both happiness and angst, so just enjoy it if you can. Most novels are decisive, straightforward power fantasies. I don't know how many people will enjoy this one. I'm just writing it the way I want to. I don't know how many of you will like it, but please give me a few subscriptions anyway.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.