People Are in S. H. I. E. L. D., and They Sign in for a Hundred Years at the Beginning

Ciel traveled to the Marvel world and started a sign-in system. After decades of signing in, he finally became invincible. So, a salty fish who works nine to five and paddles in S. H. I. E. L. D. Every day appears. Thor: "No, Thanos is coming with the Chitauri army!" Iron Man: "Go back in time and find the Infinity Stones!" Thor: "No, there is an agent from S. H. I. E. L. D. Who is beating Thanos violently, wait... Not anymore!" Iron Man: "Why?" Thor: "He said he was off work!" Every word is so scary, every kick is a Kerry star! The salary is in place and Thanos will do nothing! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.