At S.H.I.E.L.D., I Start with a Hundred Years of Daily Sign-Ins

Xia Er transmigrated into the Marvel Universe with a sign-in System from the start.

After decades of signing in, he finally became invincible.

And so, an office-hours-only slacker who spends every day idling away at S.H.I.E.L.D. came into being.

Thor: "Uh-oh, Thanos is here with the Chitauri Army!"

Iron Man: "We have to go back in time and find the Infinity Stones!"

Thor: "No need. There's an agent at S.H.I.E.L.D. beating the tar out of Thanos. Wait... he's stopped!"

Iron Man: "Why?"

Thor: "He says his shift is over!"

He keeps saying how scary it is, then takes out a Kree with every kick!

Pay him on time, and he'll crush Thanos!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.