I'm a Corpse Driver, and My Child's Teacher Is Coming for a Home Visit

In the parents’ WeChat group, everyone was discussing what gifts to give the teachers for the upcoming Teacher’s Day.

The parents were chatting away when someone suddenly asked:

“@Li Xiaomu’s Dad, why are you so quiet? Don’t be stingy. Tell us what you’re getting so we can get some ideas.”

Li Yi: “I’ve prepared a dried-corpse puppet for the teacher. It can help with the housework.”

“...”

“Li Xiaomu’s Dad, I’m on my way to your home for a visit, but there’s something strange about the location you sent.” The teacher stood in a remote forest, phone in hand, feeling uneasy as he looked at the gloomy scenery around him.

“Oh, just stay where you are. I’ll have two brothers come pick you up.”

Thump, thump, thump. A strange sound echoed through the woods.

Then two hopping zombies appeared, each with a yellow talisman stuck to its forehead.

“Hello, teacher? Teacher...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.