Great Tang: Yuanba, Please Ascend the Throne!

Emperor Yang of Sui: Yuanba, how would you like to become my Great Sui's prince consort?

Li Yuanba: I'm the fiercest man in Great Sui. I'm afraid the princess won't be able to handle me!

Prince of the Mountain: Yuanba, the Thirteen Guardians are expanding soon. You can take the top spot.

Li Yuanba: Old Yang, where do you rank among the Thirteen Guardians, near the bottom?

Wagang Stronghold: Yuanba, join us at Wagang Stronghold. We'll make you emperor.

Li Yuanba: How could a god like me team up with rookies like you? Hoping to coast to victory? Not a chance!

Duke of Tang: Yuanba, please ascend the throne. Your father is waiting to become the Retired Emperor.

Li Yuanba: I haven't conquered a tenth of Eurasia yet. We'll talk once I've unified it. First, arrange my three palaces, six courts, and seventy-two consorts!

The nations of Eurasia: That damned Li Yuanba is back again! Pass down the order: develop cautiously, don't get reckless!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.