MOBA: I Am the World's Sharpest-Tongued Champion

Host: What do I do if my positioning is bad?

System: I'll give you "Scripted Movement." Just shout it out, Host.

Host: I only last-hit by chance.

System: The "Never Miss a Last Hit" skill makes it hard to miss even if you try. Just shout it out, Host.

Host: What if I can't aim my skills?

System: The "Precision" ability makes every shot hit its mark. Just shout it out, Host.

System: Stop asking, Host. I'll give you the abilities and skills. All you have to do is shout them out.

Host: So all I need is a mouth???

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