The Infuriating Cultivation System

After drinking too much, Lei Ning was lying in bed when he felt someone shaking him as he slept. He blearily opened his eyes and saw a huge, chubby face. Then the fat man called him his son. How dare this stranger claim to be his father? But when he finally woke up, the fatso was still calling him son. Who could put up with that? He kicked the guy and said, "I'm your dad!" And then he got the shock of his life: this fatty really was his father. After getting a thorough beating from the big guy, he was left wondering what to do after cursing out his own dad. Help, answers needed ASAP.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.