Other people transmigrate after being hit by a car, or by committing suicide, or something like that. How come I transmigrated just by having a drink? Fine, so I transmigrated. Where's my cheat? Where's the System? Where's the guidance from the immortals? Is it because I transmigrated the wrong way that I got nothing at all? Well, that's fine too. I can use my modern knowledge to make a fortune. Wait, I don't know how to do anything! Make paper? How do you make it? Gunpowder? What are the ingredients? Printing? Give me a break. I can't even make paper, and you want me to do that? A compass? Uh, what does that lodestone look like before it's made into a finished product? Come see how an uncle who was a good-for-nothing before transmigrating and is still a good-for-nothing afterward gets by in another world. Everyone, feel free to share your suggestions. I'll read them, but I won't listen.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
