What the Hell Am I?

Well, I'm dead, I won't lie to you, I'm really dead. Just after I died, I was forcefully kissed by a beautiful female ghost. I thought I was lucky, but I didn't expect that she actually wanted to swallow me, but she couldn't. Just after escaping from the clutches of the female ghost, I was summoned by four beautiful nurses who were playing pen fairy late at night. As a result, she attracted an authentic Taoist priest from Maoshan. I was so funny that I made that Taoist cry. Who knows. This Taoist priest's Taoist methods, magical tools, talismans, etc. Are all ineffective for me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.