From the Start, I Signed In for Mastery of Insults! A Sudden Enlightenment!

Dumped by his ex-girlfriend, he feels life has no meaning...

He blacks out from drinking, loses his memory, then wakes up to find himself a streamer, with both a mother and a daughter!

With no desires or demands, he returns to the entrance of his hometown village, where an old woman tears into him beneath a crooked-neck tree!

Suddenly, his eyes light up. He opens his mouth, and words pour out without a hitch!

Watching the old woman collapse, foaming at the mouth and trembling, he throws back his head and laughs. "My words can actually make someone drop dead?"

With divine martial arts at his disposal, he returns to outshine the other man. He rattles off a few words, but his opponent gets furious, rolls up his sleeves, and comes after him. The man swings, he dodges. The man chases, he runs...

A beggar covered in cloth bags blocks his way and smacks him on the head, bringing sudden enlightenment!

Well, would you look at that! He turns around and takes the guy down with three punches and two kicks. I'm invincible!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.